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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 29, 2006 21:43:56 GMT -5
If you know some one who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for long.
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Post by D-Vader on Jan 29, 2006 23:32:48 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the bright center of the universe, and he will roundhouse kick you to the planet that is farthest from.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 30, 2006 1:17:12 GMT -5
Good one...
The Earth doesn't revolve. It's just trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Post by D-Vader on Jan 30, 2006 9:31:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't underestimate the dark side of the force. Chuck Norris never underestimates anything. Ever.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 30, 2006 14:46:02 GMT -5
The dark side of the Force doesn't underestimate Chuck Norris.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 31, 2006 17:06:18 GMT -5
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
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Post by ObiWanFTW on Jan 31, 2006 19:08:42 GMT -5
vader reports to the emporer,the emporer reports to chuck norris...
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 31, 2006 19:59:24 GMT -5
Boba Fett refuse to take a bounty on Chuck Norris.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 31, 2006 21:46:37 GMT -5
Jango Fett was the 4th choice for the source of the clone army. Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris declined.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Feb 2, 2006 17:32:56 GMT -5
Vin Diesel does not observe Daylight Savings Time.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Feb 2, 2006 17:33:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is smarter than Macgyver. He made an atomic bomb from a piece of gum, a piece of his beard, and a match. Where as it took Macgyver 2 power generators, a straw, and some gun powder.
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Post by Jango-Joe1 on Feb 4, 2006 1:55:39 GMT -5
Vin Diesel has a trained group of swans to awaken him every morning with their mournful cries
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Post by Jango-Joe1 on Feb 4, 2006 2:00:08 GMT -5
Mr. T's gold jewelry is the only thing known to man that will withstand a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick
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Post by D-Vader on Feb 17, 2006 20:48:29 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins.
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auntbeast
Jedi Knight
Gimme some of your tots
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Post by auntbeast on Feb 18, 2006 13:05:55 GMT -5
Now thats funny! #lol#
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Post by ObiWanFTW on Feb 18, 2006 16:24:15 GMT -5
chuck norris is the father of mankind.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Feb 27, 2006 1:10:19 GMT -5
The grass is always greener on the other side unless Chuck Norris has been there ,then it is filled with Blood and Tears.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Mar 12, 2006 23:36:31 GMT -5
During the 15th century Chuck Norris became tired of sailors complaining about falling off the edge of the Earth. Chuck Norris then round housed the Earth and made it round. He then created scientology so that one day he could have a reason to hate Tom Cruise.
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Post by D-Vader on Mar 14, 2006 12:27:48 GMT -5
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Mar 19, 2006 1:39:08 GMT -5
According to Big Bang theorists, the universe started expanding roughly 14 billion years ago from an extremely dense and incredibly hot initial state. This state is attributable to an argument between Mr. T and Chuck Norris over which aspect of energy is more important: m, a measure of pity, or c, the speed of a properly executed roundhouse kick.
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