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Post by D-Vader on Jan 21, 2006 20:43:19 GMT -5
Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.
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Post by ObiWanFTW on Jan 22, 2006 10:55:34 GMT -5
chuck norris got angry at the sun then all of the sudden it got dark.
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auntbeast
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Gimme some of your tots
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Post by auntbeast on Jan 22, 2006 13:50:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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auntbeast
Jedi Knight
Gimme some of your tots
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Post by auntbeast on Jan 22, 2006 13:52:40 GMT -5
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 23, 2006 20:09:33 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 23, 2006 20:11:00 GMT -5
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 25, 2006 12:26:28 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can only be killed by silver bullets in the shape of candy canes.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 25, 2006 12:26:56 GMT -5
Vin Diesel has no bone marrow. Instead, the material is a compound of granite, fiberglass and Rock 'n' Roll.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 25, 2006 12:27:33 GMT -5
and for fun a random fact about Mr. T:
The A-Team wasn't a fictional TV show. It was a documentary.
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Post by D-Vader on Jan 25, 2006 17:54:29 GMT -5
It is written that one day Chuck Norris will team up with Mr. T and Hulk Hogan. They will patrol the land roundhouse kicking, leg dropping, and pitying every fool in sight. This is known as the apocalypse.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 26, 2006 0:59:24 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can make the Kessel Run in less than 10 parsecs.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 26, 2006 1:02:47 GMT -5
When Vin Diesel put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, "&*#% it."
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Post by Jango-Joe1 on Jan 26, 2006 2:12:19 GMT -5
Vin Diesel bent my wookiee
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Post by Jango-Joe1 on Jan 26, 2006 2:13:05 GMT -5
Mr. T does not pity or consider two people fools they are Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. The treat each other with respect and a triple threat caged death match on the sun
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Post by ObiWanFTW on Jan 28, 2006 10:13:10 GMT -5
the next mortal kombat video game will feature chuck norris.Chuck norris will be the only character in the game or else the video game makers will get roundhouse kicked.The only move in the game is a roundhouse kick.a=roundhouse ,b=roundhouse,a+b=roundhouse,a+a+b+b+x+left conrol pad+right control pad+start=roundhouse kick.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 29, 2006 17:02:01 GMT -5
On the seventh day God rested, because Chuck Norris had him in a sleeper hold.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 29, 2006 17:03:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris lucky number is one, becuase thats how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task.
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Post by D-Vader on Jan 29, 2006 18:08:58 GMT -5
Chuck Norris created rap music. He was drunk and reading Dr. Suess.
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on Jan 29, 2006 20:05:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the only known person to roll a perfect game of yahtzee. He did so by roundhouse kicking the dice until they understood what was good for them.
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Post by D-Vader on Jan 29, 2006 20:47:39 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the reason why the Hutts are gangstas.
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