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Post by DARTHGOON on May 2, 2005 18:23:14 GMT -5
Ok. Sounds like a project. First step: Get Robert some important clothes. Trip to Goodwill in Plano. He can buy some nice clothes for cheap. Second step: Get Robert some knowledge. He needs to learn a few basics about a couple of things and know them well. That way he can sound important. Social skills aren't necessary, as con whores don't care about that sort of thing. Note: Keep farting in public to a minimum. Third step: Posture. If you're gonna pull it off, you gotta not slouch. Watch some important people and their mannerisms. Except for GW Bush. Don't follow his mannerisms, unless you're going for some sort of idiot savant angle. Fourth step: Compassion. Robert has to look like he cares about the con whores plight, but in reality be more concerned about getting his penis waxed. Fifth step: Apathy. After the waxing, Robert has to not care or even want to get in touch with said con whore. A nice "get the f*** out" is always a nice touch. Maybe followed by a "my wife'll be here soon." I think that'll do for now. I'm a little rusty with my player days, but it may come back. We may need to teach Robert the subtleties of flirting, so that way he doesn't say something that may prevent said waxing.  |
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Post by DARTHGOON on May 2, 2005 18:24:25 GMT -5
Good luck guys, you're gonna need it! Another tip: Teach Robert how to not stare at a woman's breasts constantly. He's had past problems with this. but,but,but I love boobies  |
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Post by D-Vader on May 2, 2005 18:30:12 GMT -5
Yes, the window to a woman's, er con whore's, soul is her eyes, not her breasticles.
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Post by DARTHGOON on May 2, 2005 18:32:37 GMT -5
screw the eyes I want breasteses |
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Post by D-Vader on May 2, 2005 18:34:02 GMT -5
I think we should start be dying his hair either green or blue. hmm... that may work if Robert digs the kind of chicks that Nick digs, but I was thinking maybe a Dark Ash Brown with some blonde tips. Or leave it red with some blonde tips, or something. I dunno. OOOh OOOh... platinum blonde or peroxide blonde! that works! And glasses, cool glasses, not those 'driving' glasses he wears currently. |
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on May 2, 2005 18:52:34 GMT -5
But one must look at the type of woman err I mean con whore that will buff and shine a man’s penis 2 hours after meeting him. I think we must seek out and play to the weaknesses of the con whore. That being said Toby is going in the right direction. I think we are going to need John and Nick to tutor Robert in comic book lore and history.
On a side note: Toby did you ever tell a woman to leave because your wife would be home soon?
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Post by Jedi_Pfaff on May 3, 2005 7:35:37 GMT -5
Yet Another Update
General Admission is free.
Speedpass will be available at the door for $10, cash only and will have some additional perk that hasn't been announced. (perhaps Con Whores?)
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Post by D-Vader on May 3, 2005 9:36:35 GMT -5
On a side note: Toby did you ever tell a woman to leave because your wife would be home soon? No, because I made it a point not to bring them to my place. Telling them that when laying in their bed didn't seem appropriate. |
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Post by Unknownbountyhunter on May 5, 2005 22:47:55 GMT -5
the con. is the 13-15 right? that will be perfect timing cause my last final is the 12th!!! THANK THE GODS. I love getting autographs now I didn't realize it but I have quite a few now. I also love getting con-whores, though finding one under 2bills is the real challenge, Robert are you up for it?
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on May 6, 2005 13:32:44 GMT -5
Joe has to work Saturday morning and we have a wedding to go that night. But we are still going to try to make it.
We should start talking about whose going.
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Post by DARTHGOON on May 6, 2005 14:55:31 GMT -5
the con. is the 13-15 right? that will be perfect timing cause my last final is the 12th!!! THANK THE GODS. I love getting autographs now I didn't realize it but I have quite a few now. I also love getting con-whores, though finding one under 2bills is the real challenge, Robert are you up for it? HELL YEAH  |
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Post by DARTHGOON on May 6, 2005 14:57:07 GMT -5
Yet Another Update General Admission is free. Speedpass will be available at the door for $10, cash only and will have some additional perk that hasn't been announced. (perhaps Con Whores?) sweet ,no cost for me to get in |
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Post by Jedi_Pfaff on May 6, 2005 22:37:38 GMT -5
The Con is Sat 11-5pm and Sun 12pm-4pm. I am definitely going and my boyfriend, Andrew.
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Post by Jedi_Pfaff on May 9, 2005 23:20:45 GMT -5
Just Added!!!
Michonne Bourriague (Aurra Sing)
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on May 16, 2005 18:38:35 GMT -5
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Post by D-Vader on May 17, 2005 1:19:34 GMT -5
Yes, that is the coolest red x I have ever seen!
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Post by DarthMaximus on May 17, 2005 6:57:10 GMT -5
You're right Toby, it is the coolest "red x" I've ever seen |
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Post by Amidala Starkiller on May 17, 2005 7:12:59 GMT -5
There ladies I fixed it  |
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Post by DarthMaximus on May 17, 2005 8:33:34 GMT -5
Nope, it says forbidden, can't access this page.  |
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Post by D-Vader on May 17, 2005 8:50:12 GMT -5
Cut and paste. It's a cool MasterChief costume. pretty sweet.
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